SOFREP encourages submissions from readers for publication by us. Today we bring you Heath Hansen’s review of “Concentration of Power” by Anders Corr. Heath was with the 82nd Airborne and deployed to Iraq and Afghanistan. His writing style is as secular as it is funny.
No shit, I was there, my balls deep inside your sister, when all of a sudden the doorbell rang. I rolled my cock and opened the door, grabbing the package from the delivery driver’s hand and opening it hoping it was this midget porn I had ordered a few days earlier. Instead, I was surprised to see that it was my boyfriend, Anders Corr’s latest book, The concentration of power: institutionalization, hierarchy and hegemony. I told your sister to leave and started reading.
The Hegemon is easy to spot. He’s the one who holds the whip
First of all, stop pretending to know what “hegemony” means, go ahead and find it. Never mind, I tell you, that means “one group dominates another”. For all your sadomasochistic bastards, I’m going to break it down to the basic level of stupid for you: hegemon is the one doing the flogging.
This shit goes back thousands of years to show examples and tell stories of why rulers and countries succeed and fail to hold onto power. From Alexander the Great, Socrates, Plutarch, Romans, Trump and for all lefties, your daughter Elizabeth Warren (aka Fauxcohontos) has an appearance. Corr even mentions the Spartans – remember that? The Persian, Xerxes, told them to lay down their weapons. Their leader, King Leonidas, replied, “Come and get them, motherfucker! ”(In the original Greek translation).
My boy, Anders, explains how all organizations, whether political, corporate, religious (and everything in between) use their supporters as cogs to move their agenda forward. The power oscillates from right to left like a pendulum. When the stupid ****** on one side reaches extreme levels of brain death, the momentum begins to shift the other way. Rather than losing power, the ratchet simply maintains its focus. That’s right, I said “ratchet”, just like that thing you call a girlfriend.
The 12-step program that leaves you a slave
There are 12 steps in the process of concentrating power. For my brothers in the Army, especially those paratroopers from the 82nd Airborne who wear the AA on your uniforms and pretend it doesn’t mean “Alcoholics Anonymous”, it works great for you. After making that “little mistake” which you must have argued as “wet and reckless,” the judge made you start going to the meetings. Now that you’re used to the 12 Steps, understanding these concepts shouldn’t be too difficult for your brain wrapped in high, tight haircuts. But before there were any concentrations of power, the monkeys would throw poop at each other and hit themselves on the head with stones.
In the first part of the book, Anders goes down the history of evolution to explain why men claim to be smarter than women. Essentially, through a very complex and scientific process of measuring penis length and girth, men have decided that two heads equals more gray matter (although they usually use the small head to make important decisions. ). Women, using their heads alone, tend to make smarter decisions, live longer, and die less violently. Eventually, the testes dominated the hierarchies and political ideologies arose, including a large group of dip-s **** with small d **** called “communists”.
Communism fails by design, not by accident
In the second part of the book, Anders describes why communism has always failed in the past and will continue to fail in the future. The inputs and outputs will never be equal. Expecting workers to keep producing at the same rate when they receive the same pay as lazy people is a flawed system; encouraging good work keeps production high. Each unit has an E-4 mafia; when the details of the job are passed on, these guys DISAPPEAR, just like the hard workers of communism. Communist leaders (1-2% of the population) lead a lavish and well-nourished lifestyle; while the general population is doing on the poverty line. Many left-wing academics attribute the failure of the USSR and the deaths of tens of millions of people under Mao to capitalist influence. Well, my answer to that is, “Tens of millions of people have never died of starvation in the United States, so what does this tell you about communism? (microphone blast).
Anders uses examples to show how these b ******* Communists in China are trying to tip the scales in their favor. With investments in universities, businesses and infrastructure projects in several countries around the world, China is setting the benchmark for quick loans and easy influence. As Americans, we must unite in the spirit of the late and great Colonel David Hackworth and “Kill a commie for Mommie”. It is a well known fact in the military that every time you masturbate God kills a kitten. Well, enough kittens have literally died in your hands, and I’m here to tell you that every time you read this book, God kills a Communist. In my favorite line from the volume, Anders writes, “Killing an enemy is the ultimate form of deconfliction,” – just a little food for thought. Fortunately for China, our current president and his crazy son are deep in their pockets. Thus, there is little chance that a show of force, or the use of combat operations, will occur in the near future.
Sadly, Corr fails to correctly point out that when Biden isn’t busy kissing his pants in the Vatican, he’s slowly allowing China to wrest power from our American Republic. The beauty of having free speech is that you can say bullshit and throw your leaders under the bus without fear of retaliation. IMHO, Corr could certainly use that freedom to criticize Sleepy Joe more throughout his work. I mean, “Come on, man!” this geriatric puppet falls asleep during meetings at the UN. I’m no longer in the military, so I can (and will) happily criticize him every time he kisses the bed (literally and figuratively).
Anders is not an academic, he is someone who saw authoritarianism up close
Unlike many academics, Anders saw-some-that-S *** !. When he wasn’t dodging mortars, rockets and suicide bombers in Afghanistan, he was busy getting happy endings at the AAFES massage parlor, while sipping a double espresso from the local Green Beans Coffee. During his downtime, he also briefed army generals on the situation on the ground and gave recommendations on how best to kill as many Taliban as possible. It’s true, the senior officers asked him the questions, not the other way around. While drinking his coffee one morning, Anders watched the bombers drop napalm on the Taliban targets mentioned in the briefing the day before. As the Taliban started to burn alive, Anders looked at me and said, “I love the smell of napalm in the morning. I replied, “Feels like… victory. Then we started laughing hysterically at these miserable bitches as the skin started to run off their bodies. Ah, the nostalgia.
Unlike that slam-pig you met on Tinder last month that, you’re ashamed to admit, you’ve squished more than once, this book isn’t something you’ll be ashamed to show off. your parents. The marines spit out their pencils; Airmen will drop their video game controllers; The soldiers will toss their beers and the sailors will drop their boyfriend’s d ***** once they gain access to this pocket-sized masterpiece. Do you know why? Because, unlike that Jabba-the-Hutt-like monstrosity you fight against in the porta-pot, this book is REALLY hot, not just a hot roll out.
In a world where people can identify as anything they want to be, I identify as NOT F ****** STUPID. The left fighting the right; The Conservatives are fighting the Liberals; at the end of the day, we are Americans fighting Americans and separating the country. Finding common ground and building on it is what makes a country stronger. Kind of like the time you brought your girlfriend to the barracks, and your fight buddies made you salivate, passed out in bed as they ran a train over her. Your girlfriend (soon to be your Dependapotamus) was the middle ground. Let’s find, as Americans, that common ground and build from there.
In the spirit of Christmas, this book is available on Amazon and can be read by infantrymen, POGs, and dirty, mean civilians. Just in time for your Ho! Ho! Ho! to give Santa a handjob as he crawls up the fireplace after dropping off your copy. Get a piece of the action here:
Heath Hansen is a former 82sd Airborne infantryman with combat deployments in Iraq and Afghanistan. After a parachute injury, he left the military and graduated in business – financial services from San Diego State University. Currently, when not laying pipes, he travels around Europe looking for places to lay pipes.
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